{"title":"Featured Collection","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"size-queen-large-10x14-serving-platter-upcycled-vintage-fine-chine-wall-art-decor-plate-hot-dog-motif-kitsch","title":"Size Queen Large 10\"x14\" Serving Platter Upcycled Vintage Fine Chine Wall Art Decor Plate Hot Dog Motif Kitsch","description":"Go big or go home. This massive serving platter is the ultimate centerpiece for those who know that when it comes to the best things in life—especially a nice, big, hot piece of juicy meat—more is always better.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Design\u003cbr\u003eThis authentic vintage platter features a delicate scalloped edge, embossed basketweave detailing, and lush white dogwood floral sprays. To completely upend its \"Sunday Roast\" origins, it has been reimagined with hyper-realistic UV printing. The design features a glistening, perfectly grilled bratwurst nestled in a toasted bun, overlaid with the bold, chrome-styled \"SIZE QUEEN\" slogan. It’s a seamless visual collision that looks like a high-end heirloom until you realize exactly what’s being served.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Vibe\u003cbr\u003eThe \"Hungry For More\" Aesthetic.\u003cbr\u003eThis piece is for the unapologetic host with a wicked sense of humor. It thrives in a space that balances high-end polish with a raw, cheeky edge. Whether you're using it to anchor a maximalist dining table or leaning it against a backsplash as a structural art piece, it’s a mandatory addition for anyone who believes that subtle is boring and \"oversized\" is just the right size.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA Mid-Century Relic, Recontextualized\u003cbr\u003eHeritage Craftsmanship\u003cbr\u003eBased on the gold backstamp, this platter is an authentic piece of vintage fine china. The intricate embossed rim and hand-applied gold leaf accents signal a mid-century obsession with formal entertaining and decorative flair. It carries the weight and refinement of traditional aesthetics, now drafted into a much louder, more rebellious second life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne-of-a-Kind Uniqueness\u003cbr\u003eBecause these pieces are hand-sourced from vintage collections, no two are exactly the same. The way the light hits the chrome-styled lettering against the aged porcelain ensures that your platter is a singular work of art. It’s an authentic piece of history that’s been given a significant, \"juicy\" upgrade.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVersatility in the Home\u003cbr\u003eThe Heavyweight Champion\u003cbr\u003eMeasuring a commanding 10\" x 14\" with a substantial 1\" lip, this is the largest vessel in the collection. It is built to hold court in any room.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Ultimate Provocative Statement\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Dining Room: A show-stopping centerpiece that guarantees your guests will be talking long after the meal is over.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Kitchen Backsplash: Leaned upright, it serves as a sculptural art piece that breaks the \"beige-on-beige\" monotony of modern kitchens.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Coffee Table: An oversized tray for art books, candles, or your most prized trinkets that tells the world exactly who runs the house.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Details\u003cbr\u003eBrand: Trophy Husband by Jackson Chase\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCollection: Forbidden Kitsch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDimensions: 10\" x 14\" | 1\" Depth (Lip)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrigin: Authentic vintage fine china.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnique: Professional UV printed design with high-durability, dimensional ink.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFinish: Embossed basketweave porcelain with hand-applied gold leaf trim.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare \u0026amp; Display\u003cbr\u003eFor Display Only: This is a decorative art object. It is not food safe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCleaning: To protect the vintage gold rim and the custom print, hand wash only with a soft cloth. Do not soak or place in the dishwasher.","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"YES","offer_id":53967247212912,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NO","offer_id":53967247409520,"sku":null,"price":120.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/il_fullxfull.8046885245_ozbq.jpg?v=1782942456"},{"product_id":"c-rtier-you-stay-large-upcycled-vintage-fine-china-10x15-art-plate-home-accesory","title":"C•rtier You Stay Large Upcycled Vintage Fine China 10\"x15\" Art Plate Home Accesory","description":"Listen, if you’re looking for a place to park your keys, your \"jewels,\" or your pride, this is the only stage that matters. We’ve taken a classic piece of Americana and given it the ultimate glow-up. It’s tucked, plucked, and filtered to perfection—ready to see if you can actually handle the main stage.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis piece is for the one who knows that \"average\" is a four-letter word. It belongs in a home where the lighting is dimmed just right, the drinks are stiff, and the guest list is strictly curated. Featuring a soft, \"Sunday Brunch\" botanical pattern, this 15-inch platter is the perfect canvas for a high-impact intervention.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe branding is intertwined with original floral sprays, creating a look that is pure opulence—but with a wink that says you’re only staying in the picture if you’ve got something worth showing off. Don’t get too comfortable unless you're bringing the goods.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHOW TO STYLE IT\u003cbr\u003eAt 15 inches, this is a dominant architectural slab. It’s built for the \"party gay\" penthouse or the designer vanity where only the best survives.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Coffee Table: The ultimate conversation starter—a literal test to see if your date has enough wit to keep up.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Entryway: A bold first impression that tells anyone walking through the door exactly what the standards are.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Vanity: A dramatic stage for your $400 fragrances and your actual red-box jewelry—because a queen’s accessories shouldn't sit on anything less than a masterpiece.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHE PEDIGREE\u003cbr\u003eBecause even a subversive masterpiece needs a high-born foundation:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAuthentic Heritage: This is a genuine vintage Pfaltzgraff platter, an iconic American name in stoneware and porcelain since the 1800s.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVintage Origin: Based on the backstamp, this piece was crafted in the USA. This hallmark likely dates to the late 20th century (approx. 1970s–1980s).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eElite Scale: A massive 15\" x 10\" architectural vessel with a sophisticated scalloped rim.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBrand: Trophy Husband by Jackson Chase\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDimensions: 15\" Length x 10\" Width\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnique: Professional high-definition UV printing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Excellent vintage condition—minor character marks from its 40+ year history only add to the story.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCARE \u0026amp; DISPLAY\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFOR DISPLAY ONLY: This is a decorative art object and is not food safe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCLEANING: Hand wipe with a dry cloth only to protect the custom design and vintage finish.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLEGAL DISCLAIMER \u0026amp; COMPLIANCE\u003cbr\u003eIn accordance with Etsy’s policies regarding upcycled and altered goods: This is a one-of-a-kind art piece created by Trophy Husband. While the base of this artwork is an authentic vintage platter, the design is a subversive artistic intervention. This work is not an official product of their respected brands, nor is it affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by or any other trademark holders. All trademarks remain the property of their respective owners.","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"YES","offer_id":53967248392560,"sku":null,"price":140.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NO","offer_id":53967248523632,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/il_fullxfull.8071534921_8ngu.jpg?v=1782942464"},{"product_id":"harder-daddy-vintage-china-platter-by-trophy-husband-12x8","title":"Harder Daddy Vintage China Platter by Trophy Husband 12\"x8\"","description":"Some requests are best delivered with impeccable manners.\u003cbr\u003eThis one-of-a-kind Trophy Husband art platter takes an already elegant piece of vintage china and gives it a rather direct suggestion: HARDER DADDY! The original Noritake Bloomfield platter features a delicate border of pink roses, tiny forget-me-nots, soft blue accents, and intricate gold scrollwork that wraps around the rim like jewelry. Produced by Noritake in Japan during the mid-20th century, pieces from the Bloomfield pattern are admired for their refined floral detailing and exceptional craftsmanship. The elongated oval shape adds an extra touch of sophistication, while the playful typography at the center ensures nobody mistakes this for your grandmother's serving platter. The result is a delicious collision of proper decorum and improper thoughts, making this piece an unforgettable addition to any collection.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle it above a bar cart, layer it into a maximalist gallery wall, display it on a plate stand atop a bookshelf, or let it become the centerpiece of a vanity or dressing area. The generous oval shape also makes it ideal for displaying perfumes, candles, jewelry, matchbooks, poppers, or other decorative objects. Equal parts elegant heirloom and conversation starter, this platter feels right at home in eclectic, vintage-inspired, romantic, and queer interiors. Designed exclusively for decorative display, this piece is not intended for serving or eating food.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHE TROPHY HUSBAND DIFFERENCE\u003cbr\u003ePretty antiques. Terrible influences.\u003cbr\u003eEvery Trophy Husband plate and platter begins with authentic vintage or antique china selected for its beauty, character, and history. Each design is professionally printed using premium UV-cured inks that deliver exceptional detail, vibrant color, and long-lasting durability. Unlike decals, stickers, or temporary transfers, UV printing creates a fade-resistant finish designed to maintain its appearance for years to come. Because every piece starts with genuine vintage china, no two Trophy Husband creations are ever exactly alike.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVINTAGE CONDITION\u003cbr\u003eThis piece began its life as authentic vintage china and may show gentle signs of age consistent with its history. Minor utensil marks, light surface wear, small manufacturing imperfections, age-related crazing, or subtle gold loss may be present. These characteristics are considered part of the platter's unique story and vintage charm. Any significant flaws beyond normal age-related wear will always be noted and photographed.\u003cbr\u003eDIMENSIONS\u003cbr\u003e• 12 Inch x 8 Inch Oval Platter\u003cbr\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003cbr\u003e• Decorative use only\u003cbr\u003e• Wipe clean with a damp cloth\u003cbr\u003e• Do not place in dishwasher\u003cbr\u003e• Do not soak in water\u003cbr\u003e• Handle with care\u003cbr\u003eFREE SHIPPING IN THE USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWell behaved on the shelf. Questionable everywhere else.\u003cbr\u003e— Trophy Husband","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"YES","offer_id":53967266939248,"sku":null,"price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NO","offer_id":53967267692912,"sku":null,"price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/il_fullxfull.8082873380_5b3b.jpg?v=1782943068"},{"product_id":"classical-male-nude-portrait-in-vintage-frame-uv-printed-canvas-board-art-dutch-master-inspired-still-life-one-of-a-kind-wall-art","title":"Classical Male Nude Portrait in Vintage Frame UV Printed Canvas Board Art Dutch Master Inspired Still Life One-of-a-Kind Wall Art","description":"Somewhere between a museum heist and a bad decision after two martinis, this piece was born.\u003cbr\u003eThis one-of-a-kind Trophy Husband artwork blends the rich drama of Old World Dutch Master painting, classical portraiture, and still life tradition with a modern masculine gaze. Printed in vivid detail using UV printing technology on canvas board, the artwork captures the warmth, texture, and depth of old-world oil paintings while bringing a distinctly contemporary energy to your space.\u003cbr\u003eThe reclining figure is surrounded by lush fruit, dramatic drapery, and a romantic landscape backdrop—equal parts aristocrat, heartbreaker, and certified distraction.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHoused in a genuine vintage frame with natural age-related wear, every scuff and mark tells part of the story. These imperfections aren't flaws; they're the character that makes this piece completely unique.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for gallery walls, maximalist interiors, queer spaces, studios, bedrooms, bars, or anywhere that could use a little more art history and a little less subtlety.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDetails\u003cbr\u003e• Original Trophy Husband artwork\u003cbr\u003e• UV printed on canvas board for exceptional color and durability\u003cbr\u003e• Inspired by Dutch Master paintings, classical portraiture, and traditional still life artwork\u003cbr\u003e• One-of-a-kind framed piece\u003cbr\u003e• Vintage frame with authentic wear and age marks\u003cbr\u003e• Ready to hang\u003cbr\u003eArtwork Size: 11\" x 14\"\u003cbr\u003eOverall Framed Size: 15\" x 18\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFree Shipping in USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCondition\u003cbr\u003eThis piece is presented in a genuine vintage frame. Minor wear, scuffs, and age-related marks are present and are considered part of the artwork's unique character and charm. Please review photos carefully.  The Art Itself is brand new and looks stunning printed directly on to canvas board.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003cbr\u003e✔ Looks like it belongs in a centuries-old manor house\u003cbr\u003e✔ Features a handsome distraction worthy of lingering eye contact\u003cbr\u003e✔ One-of-a-kind piece—you won't find another exactly like it\u003cbr\u003e✔ Museum-inspired drama without museum-level attitude\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor collectors of fine art, questionable decisions, and beautiful men.\u003cbr\u003eLove,\u003cbr\u003eYour Trophy Husband 🖤","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53967267725680,"sku":null,"price":160.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/il_fullxfull.8138291267_r5z0.jpg?v=1782943070"},{"product_id":"male-nude-fine-art-print-on-canvas-board-puppy-play-inspired-original-art-classical-portraiture-mature-nsfw","title":"Male Nude Fine Art Print on Canvas Board, Puppy Play Inspired Original Art, Classical Portraiture MATURE NSFW","description":"A bold original art print blending classical portraiture, male nude fine art, and contemporary puppy play culture into one provocative, gallery-style piece. This artwork reimagines traditional European landscape portraiture through a modern queer lens, pairing a heroic male figure with a black puppy hood for a piece that feels both historical and subversive.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on canvas board using UV ink, this piece has the texture and presence of a painted canvas while offering the durability of modern print technology. UV ink is cured directly onto the surface, helping the artwork resist fading, smudging, and wear better than standard inkjet prints. The result is a crisp, richly colored print designed for long-term display.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis piece works beautifully as queer wall art, erotic fine art, kink-inspired decor, bachelor pad art, LGBTQ+ home decor, gallery wall artwork, or a statement piece for collectors of provocative contemporary art.\u003cbr\u003ePlease note: the physical artwork is printed as shown\/listed. The censorship bar is part of the displayed design unless otherwise noted.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAvailable Sizes\u003cbr\u003eChoose from:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e5\" x 7\" \u003cbr\u003e8\" x 10\" \u003cbr\u003e9\"x 12\" \u003cbr\u003e11\" x 14\"\u003cbr\u003e13\"x16\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach print is made on canvas board, giving it a sturdy, elevated feel. It can be displayed leaning on a shelf, framed, or added to a gallery wall.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEtsy Mature Content \/ Nude Art Notice\u003cbr\u003eThis listing contains adult nude fine art intended for mature audiences. The first listing image is censored\/obscured in accordance with Etsy’s mature content requirements. Etsy allows certain forms of adult nudity and mature artistic content when listed correctly, while prohibiting pornography, sexual services, and certain explicit sexual content. Please review Etsy’s current policies on adult nudity and mature content before purchasing if you have concerns.","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"5\"x7\"","offer_id":53967267856752,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8\"x10\"","offer_id":53967268217200,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9\"x12\"","offer_id":53967268249968,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11\"x14\"","offer_id":53967268282736,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\"x16\"","offer_id":53967268315504,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/il_fullxfull.8146091306_hiwm.jpg?v=1782943072"},{"product_id":"death-of-narcissus-framed-male-nude-art-mythology-wall-decor-classical-inspired-canvas-board-print-vintage-frame-8x10","title":"Death of Narcissus Framed Male Nude Art, Mythology Wall Decor, Classical Inspired Canvas Board Print, Vintage Frame, 8\"x10\"","description":"The Death of Narcissus is an original Trophy Husband artwork inspired by the classical myth of Narcissus — the beautiful figure who became consumed by his own reflection. This piece reimagines that myth through a sensual, romantic, and contemporary queer lens.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on canvas board using UV ink, the artwork has the richness of a traditional painting while carrying the sharp attitude of modern gay art. The reclining male figure, moody landscape, and antique-inspired composition give the piece an old-world salon feeling, while the subject matter makes it unmistakably contemporary.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork is framed in a restored vintage frame, giving it a finished, collectible quality. The dark frame with gold detailing adds depth, drama, and a little antique decadence — perfect for a bedroom, powder room, gallery wall, dressing area, bar cart corner, or maximalist interior.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is ideal for collectors of queer art, mythology-inspired decor, homoerotic art, classical nude studies, and statement pieces that feel both historical and provocative.\u003cbr\u003eDetails\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTitle: The Death of Narcissus\u003cbr\u003eArtist\/Brand: Trophy Husband\u003cbr\u003eArtwork Type: Original artwork, printed reproduction\u003cbr\u003ePrint Method: UV ink on canvas board\u003cbr\u003eArtwork Size: 8\" x 10\"\u003cbr\u003eFrame Size: 11\"x13\"\u003cbr\u003eFrame: Restored vintage frame\u003cbr\u003eOrientation: Horizontal\u003cbr\u003eStyle: Classical-inspired, queer art, mythology art, male nude, dark academia, maximalist decor\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Finished framed artwork, ready to display\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003cbr\u003eThis piece has the drama of an antique mythological painting, but with a modern Trophy Husband twist. It feels romantic, self-obsessed, beautiful, and just a little tragic — exactly how Narcissus should.\u003cbr\u003eIt is small enough to tuck into a gallery wall, but strong enough to stand alone as a seductive little statement piece.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSuggested Placement\u003cbr\u003eStyle it in a moody bedroom, a dark academia office, a powder room, a queer art collection, a maximalist hallway, or anywhere that needs a little classical scandal.\u003cbr\u003eThe image is printed using high-quality UV ink, making the artwork completely stable, exceptionally durable, and resistant to fading over time. Because it is printed directly onto the artist board, the rich canvas texture subtly shows through the imagery, giving the piece the depth and tactile quality of an original painting. The frame itself features intentional minor scuffs and age-related imperfections that enhance the piece, adding an authentic, weathered history that anchors the contemporary subject matter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis framed print functions as an excellent focal point for collectors of erotic art forms, queer pop culture, and boundary-pushing design. 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