{"title":"Fine China Art","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLimited-edition Trophy Husband plate art, created on carefully sourced vintage china. Each plate blends old-world charm with modern queer attitude, turning a traditional decorative object into a bold, collectible wall piece. Because every vintage plate has its own unique details, no two pieces are exactly alike.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"slut-me-out-upcycled-vintage-noritake-porcelain-custom-printed-7-round-art-plate-catch-all-home-accessory","title":"Slut Me Out Upcycled Vintage Noritake Porcelain Custom Printed 7\" Round Art Plate Catch All Home Accessory","description":"Give your home decor a dose of unapologetic energy. This piece is the ultimate marriage of high-pedigree Japanese craftsmanship and modern, unbothered culture. It’s designed to sit on a mantle, hang in a curated gallery, or grace a vanity—anywhere that needs a little bit of beautiful friction.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Design\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis authentic vintage Noritake plate features an intricate, hand-painted floral border with scrolling gold flourishes and a vibrant green-and-gold rim. To subvert its traditional \"proper\" origins, it has been reimagined with high-contrast UV printing. The \"SLUT ME OUT\" slogan is rendered in a classic, outlined serif font that fits the vintage aesthetic while delivering a bold, club-ready punch.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Vibe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is for the interior designer who loves a \"maximalist glitch,\" the club kid who lives for irony, and the fun gays who want their space to feel as edgy as it does expensive. It’s the perfect anchor for a gallery wall that refuses to be boring.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVersatility in the Home\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Statement Wall Art\u003cbr\u003eAt 7 inches, this plate is the perfect \"filler\" size for a gallery wall. It looks incredible when paired with traditional oil paintings or modern photography, providing a cheeky wink to anyone who looks closely.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Catch-All with Attitude\u003cbr\u003eNot just for walls—this piece makes a world-class catch-all.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Bedside Table: A sophisticated place to drop your jewelry or \"nightstand essentials\" before bed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Entryway: Give your keys a home that makes you smile every time you walk through the door.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Living Room: Use it as a tray for your lighter, crystals, or favorite design trinkets to ground a coffee table setup.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBrand: Jackson Chase Art \u0026amp; Design | Trophy Husband Finds\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDimensions: 7\" Round\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrigin: Authentic vintage Noritake Hand Painted Japan porcelain (M-in-Wreath mark, circa 1920s–1940s).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnique: Professional UV printed slogan with high-durability ink.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFinish: Gold-gilded scalloped edge and hand-painted floral motifs.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare \u0026amp; Display\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor Display Only: This is a decorative art object, not a dinner dish. It is not food safe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCleaning: To protect the vintage hand-painted details and the custom print, hand wash only with a soft cloth. Do not soak or place in the dishwasher.","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"YES","offer_id":53967246688624,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NO","offer_id":53967246721392,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/il_fullxfull.7995393092_3rov.jpg?v=1782942394"},{"product_id":"customized-vintage-hawthorne-plate-boof-it-wall-art-catch-all-accessory","title":"Customized Vintage Hawthorne Plate: \"BOOF IT\" Wall Art Catch-All Accessory","description":"Elevate your shelfie game with a piece that perfectly bridges the gap between Grandma’s Sunday best and a Saturday night at the warehouse. This isn’t just a plate; it’s a lifestyle statement for those who appreciate the finer things—and the funnier things.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Design\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis authentic vintage Franconia Krautheim Selb Bavaria plate features the delicate \"Hawthorn\" pattern, complete with romantic white blossoms and a sophisticated scalloped gold-gilded rim. But because we believe in a little harmless subversion, it has been reimagined with high-contrast UV printing. The bold \"BOOF IT\" slogan is rendered in a classic serif font that mirrors the original elegance of the china while delivering a cheeky, high-energy punch.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVersatility in the Home\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Ultimate Wall Art\u003cbr\u003eWhile it’s technically a plate, we consider this subversive wall art. It’s at its best when mounted in a traditional brass plate hanger or integrated into a curated gallery wall. The contrast between the 1960s German porcelain and the modern directive creates an instant focal point that says you have taste, but you aren’t a snob.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Irreverent Catch-All\u003cbr\u003eNot a \"wall person\"? This 8\" beauty transitions effortlessly to a high-style catch-all.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Entryway: A landing pad for your keys that reminds you to keep it light the second you walk through the door.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Vanity: The perfect spot to drop your rings, watches, or \"party favors\" after a long night out.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Coffee Table: Use it to anchor a stack of design books or as a conversation-starting tray for your lighter and miscellaneous trinkets.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Vibe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you’re an interior designer looking for that \"one weird thing\" to break up a gallery wall, a club kid who loves a neon-meets-nostalgia aesthetic, or just a fun gay building the ultimate trophy home, this piece is a mandatory conversation starter. It’s edgy, it’s irreverent, and it’s unapologetically Trophy Husband, he will always give you what you want.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDimensions: 8\" Round\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrigin: Authentic vintage German porcelain (Franconia Krautheim, circa 1964-1975)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnique: Professional UV printed slogan with high-durability ink\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFinish: Original scalloped gold-gilded edge\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare \u0026amp; Display\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor Display Only: This plate is a work of art, not a dinner dish. It is not food safe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCleaning: To preserve the vintage porcelain and the custom print, hand wash only with a soft cloth. Do not soak or place in the dishwasher.","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"YES","offer_id":53967246754160,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NO","offer_id":53967246819696,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/il_fullxfull.7994948946_ikid.jpg?v=1782942399"},{"product_id":"vintage-crooksville-rose-plate-22-kt-gold-filigree-spit-push-slogan-wall-art","title":"Vintage Crooksville Rose Plate: 22-KT Gold Filigree, \"Spit \u0026 Push\" Slogan Wall Art","description":"Turn the \"sweetheart\" aesthetic on its head. This piece is a masterclass in visual irony—taking a mid-century staple of American hospitality and retooling it for the bold, the unbothered, and the unapologetic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Design\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis authentic vintage Crooksville Iva-Lure plate features the iconic Delmar Rose pattern—a lush pink cabbage rose in full bloom, surrounded by an incredibly ornate 22-karat gold filigree border. To subvert its \"Sunday Brunch\" origins, it has been reimagined with high-contrast UV printing. The \"SPIT \u0026amp; PUSH\" slogan is rendered in a classic serif font with pink-on-pink detailing that bleeds into the original floral work, making the message a shocking discovery for anyone who leans in for a closer look.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Vibe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a mandatory addition for the maximalist interior designer who loves a \"polite but lethal\" aesthetic, the club kid who appreciates vintage flair with a bite, and the fun gays looking for the ultimate conversation-starter for their gallery wall.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA Mid-Century Relic, Recontextualized\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWarranted 22-KT Gold\u003cbr\u003eThis isn't a modern gold-effect paint. The backstamp confirms this piece features Warranted 22-KT Gold inlay. It has a high-shine, liquid-gold brilliance that you simply don’t find in modern manufacturing. It’s an authentic piece of 1950s Ohio pottery history, now updated for the 2020s.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne-of-a-Kind Uniqueness\u003cbr\u003eAs part of the Forbidden Kitsch series, each plate is hand-sourced and individually altered. The vintage nature of the porcelain means no two pieces are identical. You are purchasing a unique intersection of American manufacturing history and modern subversive art.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVersatility in the Home\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Gallery Wall Disruptor\u003cbr\u003eAt 9 inches, this is the perfect size to act as a mid-sized anchor on a wall. It looks like a traditional heirloom from a distance, but delivers a massive punch of personality up close, breaking the monotony of a standard display.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Irreverent Catch-All\u003cbr\u003eThis plate is a powerhouse when used as a functional display piece.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Entryway: A cheeky place to drop your keys and sunglasses.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Coffee Table: Perfect for holding your lighter, crystals, or design trinkets.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBrand: Trophy Husband by Jackson Chase\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCollection: Forbidden Kitsch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDimensions: 9\" Round\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrigin: Authentic vintage Crooksville Iva-Lure (USA, circa 1950s).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnique: Professional UV printed slogan with high-durability ink.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFinish: Ornate 22-karat gold filigree rim with Delmar Rose central transfer.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare \u0026amp; Display\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor Display Only: This is a decorative art object. It is not food safe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCleaning: To protect the 22-KT gold and the custom print, hand wash only with a soft cloth. Do not soak or place in the dishwasher.","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"YES","offer_id":53967246786928,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NO","offer_id":53967246918000,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/il_fullxfull.8043414431_t1b5.jpg?v=1782942399"},{"product_id":"vintage-sevres-style-rose-plate-own-my-hole-scalloped-edge-wall-art-catch-all","title":"Vintage Sèvres Style Rose Plate: \"OWN MY HOLE\" Scalloped Edge Wall Art Catch-All","description":"Give your collection a definitive crown jewel. This is the ultimate centerpiece of the Forbidden Kitsch collection—a large-scale statement piece that demands attention and refuses to apologize. This is where the high-court elegance of historic European porcelain meets the raw, unbothered energy of the modern underground.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Design\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis authentic vintage porcelain plate is a masterclass in \"Sèvres\" style luxury, featuring a heavily embossed, scalloped rim and romantic purple rose clusters. To subvert its \"old-world heirloom\" status, it has been reimagined with high-contrast UV printing. The \"OWN MY HOLE\" slogan is rendered in a sharp, stylized serif font with deep purple gradients that pull directly from the original floral pigments. The result is a piece that looks like it was commissioned for a palace, but designed for the after-party.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Vibe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is the holy grail for the maximalist interior designer, the club kid legend, and the fun gays who want a home that feels like a high-end gallery with a sense of humor. Because of its 10\" size and historic pedigree, it acts as a massive anchor for any space it inhabits.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVersatility in the Home\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Gallery Anchor\u003cbr\u003eAt 10 inches wide, this is a \"Masterpiece\" size. The backstamp features the iconic Fleur-de-Lis, a hallmark of the storied Sèvres porcelain tradition, providing a high-pedigree canvas for this unapologetic modern intervention. It is best displayed as a central anchor on a wall, surrounded by smaller vintage plates or photography.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Maximalist Catch-All\u003cbr\u003eWhile it’s a powerhouse on a wall, this plate makes an elite oversized catch-all.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Living Room: The perfect tray for your entire \"kit\"—lighters, trays, or miscellaneous coffee table treasures.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Entryway: A bold first impression that tells guests exactly what kind of house they’ve just walked into.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBrand: Trophy Husband by Jackson Chase\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCollection: Forbidden Kitsch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDimensions: 10\" Round (Oversized)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrigin: Authentic vintage porcelain featuring the Fleur-de-Lis Sèvres-style mark, signaling a legacy of European luxury.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnique: Professional UV printed slogan with custom color-matched gradients.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFinish: Heavily embossed scalloped rim with hand-detailed floral transfers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare \u0026amp; Display\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor Display Only: This is a substantial decorative art object. It is not food safe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCleaning: To protect the delicate vintage finish and the custom print, hand wash only with a soft cloth. Do not soak or place in the dishwasher.","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"YES","offer_id":53967246852464,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NO","offer_id":53967247049072,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/il_fullxfull.7995440688_ayge.jpg?v=1782942401"},{"product_id":"viagra-upcycled-narumi-bone-china-small-bowl-5-wide-home-giftware-catchall-and-interior-design-accessory","title":"Viagra Upcycled Narumi Bone China Small Bowl 5\" Wide  Home Giftware Catchall and Interior Design Accessory","description":"Add some stiff competition to your tabletop decor. This piece is a masterclass in functional irony—taking a high-pedigree Japanese bone china bowl and giving it a chemical boost that’s guaranteed to last more than four hours.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Design\u003cbr\u003eThis authentic vintage Narumi bowl features a delicate, multi-colored floral border of violets and yellow primroses. To subvert its \"polite dinnerware\" origins, it has been reimagined with hyper-realistic UV printing. The design features scattered, vibrant blue \"Viagra\" pills floating amongst the classic blossoms. The result is a seamless visual that looks like a high-end heirloom until the punchline hits.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Vibe\u003cbr\u003eThe \"Performance Art\" Aesthetic.\u003cbr\u003eThis piece is for the collector with a wicked sense of humor. It thrives in a space that doesn't take itself too seriously—perfect for a bachelor pad, a maximalist nightstand, or as a cheeky gift for the friend who appreciates a little pharmaceutical assistance. It’s a designer \"pick-me-up\" that anchors a room with beauty and a very intentional bite.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA Mid-Century Relic, Recontextualized\u003cbr\u003eJapanese Bone China Heritage\u003cbr\u003eCrafted by Narumi China—one of Japan’s most prestigious porcelain manufacturers—this piece features the \"Sonoma\" pattern. Based on the backstamp and the Art Deco-inspired pillar logo, this bowl dates to the late 1960s or early 1970s. Narumi is world-renowned for its translucent bone china and durability, making this a high-status artifact even before the intervention.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne-of-a-Kind Uniqueness\u003cbr\u003eAs a hand-sourced vintage piece, this specific bowl is a singular work of art. The way the deep blue of the \"medication\" pops against the vintage floral pigments creates a visual tension that cannot be mass-produced.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVersatility in the Home\u003cbr\u003eThe \"Get It Up\" Accent\u003cbr\u003eAt 5 inches across with a deep 1-inch lip, this isn't just a plate—it's a high-walled vessel designed to keep your most important \"daily rewards\" exactly where they belong.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Boldest Catch-All\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Nightstand: The ultimate landing pad for your watches, rings, or your actual evening \"supplements.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Bathroom Vanity: A dramatic first impression for guests that tells them your home (and your humor) is always in top form.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Entryway: A sophisticated, small-scale bowl to drop your keys, ensuring you’re always ready to go at a moment's notice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Details\u003cbr\u003eBrand: Trophy Husband by Jackson Chase\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCollection: Forbidden Kitsch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDimensions: 5\" Diameter | 1\" Depth (Deep Lip)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrigin: Authentic vintage Narumi Bone China (Japan, circa 1960s–70s).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnique: Professional UV printed design with high-durability ink.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFinish: Smooth bone china with a hand-applied gold rim.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare \u0026amp; Display\u003cbr\u003eFor Display Only: This is a decorative art object. It is not food safe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCleaning: To protect the vintage gold rim and the custom print, hand wash only with a soft cloth. Do not soak or place in the dishwasher.","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"YES","offer_id":53967246885232,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NO","offer_id":53967247081840,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/il_fullxfull.8046820407_dbxu.jpg?v=1782942402"},{"product_id":"xanny-bowl-customized-upcycled-reticulated-iridescent-porcelain-bowl-6-unique-home-accessory-catchall","title":"Xanny Bowl Customized Upcycled Reticulated Iridescent Porcelain Bowl 6\" Unique Home accessory Catchall","description":"Inject some high-contrast irony into your home styling. This piece is the ultimate marriage of delicate, \"old-world\" charm and the unfiltered reality of modern escapism. It’s a mandatory addition for anyone curating a space that’s as thoughtful as it is irreverent.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Design\u003cbr\u003eThis authentic vintage reticulated bowl features a stunning \"lattice-cut\" border and a pearlescent iridescent finish that catches the light from every angle. To subvert its traditional \"tea-room\" origins, it has been reimagined with high-contrast UV printing. The design features hyper-realistic, scattered \"Xanax\" bars floating amongst romantic violet rose clusters. The result is a seamless visual that looks like a traditional heirloom until you take a closer look.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Vibe\u003cbr\u003eThe \"High-Functioning Surrealist\" Aesthetic.\u003cbr\u003eThis piece is for the collector of contradictions. It thrives in a space that balances high-end polish with a raw, dark sense of humor. Perfect for the eccentric host who wants to shock their guests during a close-up inspection of the coffee table, or the modern archivist who loves finding beauty in the \"unmentionable\" parts of contemporary culture.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA Mid-Century Relic, Recontextualized\u003cbr\u003eThe Reticulated Aesthetic\u003cbr\u003eThe \"cut-out\" or reticulated style of this bowl was a hallmark of fine European and Japanese porcelain exports during the mid-20th century (circa 1950s–1960s). This specific piece features an iridescent \"lusterware\" glaze and hand-applied gold scalloping on the rim, signaling a mid-century obsession with opulence and decorative flair.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne-of-a-Kind Uniqueness\u003cbr\u003eBecause these pieces are hand-sourced from vintage collections, no two are exactly the same. The way the iridescent glaze interacts with the modern UV print ensures that your bowl is a singular work of art. It’s an authentic piece of history, drafted into a much louder, more rebellious second life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVersatility in the Home\u003cbr\u003eThe Conversation Anchor\u003cbr\u003eAt 6 inches across, this bowl is perfectly sized for shelf styling or as a centerpiece on a small stack of art books. The lattice-cut edges create beautiful shadows, making it a visual standout on any surface.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Ultimate Irreverent Catch-All\u003cbr\u003eWhile it’s a powerhouse as a standalone sculpture, this bowl thrives as a functional display:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Bedside Table: A dramatic landing pad for your jewelry, skincare, or evening rituals.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Vanity: A sophisticated tray for your most-used trinkets that reminds you not to take life too seriously.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Coffee Table: An instant ice-breaker that grounds your space with equal parts beauty and bite.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Details\u003cbr\u003eBrand: Trophy Husband by Jackson Chase\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCollection: Forbidden Kitsch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDimensions: 6\" Diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrigin: Authentic vintage reticulated porcelain (circa 1950s–1960s).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnique: Professional UV printed design with high-durability ink.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFinish: Iridescent lusterware glaze with gold-scalloped lattice edges.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare \u0026amp; Display\u003cbr\u003eFor Display Only: This is a decorative art object. It is not food safe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCleaning: To protect the delicate iridescent finish and the custom print, hand wash only with a soft cloth. Do not soak or place in the dishwasher.","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"YES","offer_id":53967247114608,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NO","offer_id":53967247245680,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/il_fullxfull.8046801083_r2dy.jpg?v=1782942455"},{"product_id":"night-vitamins-mix-small-6-plate-upcycled-vintage-sango-japan-porcelain","title":"Night Vitamins Mix Small 6\" Plate Upcycled Vintage Sango Japan Porcelain","description":"Elevate your tabletop with a piece that balances pastoral charm with a vivid, modern pulse. This isn't just a dish; it’s a high-contrast relic for those who find beauty in the intersection of traditional elegance and contemporary edge.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Design\u003cbr\u003eThis authentic vintage Sango plate features the \"Canterbury\" pattern, characterized by a delicate wreath of morning glories and muted grey-purple foliage. To subvert its \"polite\" Japanese origins, it has been reimagined with hyper-realistic UV printing. The design features a scattered assortment of colorful, \"Candy-Press\" icons—hearts, stars, and geometric shapes in vibrant greens, oranges, and blues—nestled within the vintage vines. The result is a seamless visual that looks like a high-end heirloom until the vivid, modern details pull the viewer in for a second look.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Vibe\u003cbr\u003eThe \"Candy-Coated Curio\" Aesthetic.\u003cbr\u003eThis piece is for the maximalist with a dark sense of humor. It thrives in a space that celebrates the \"high-low\" mix—perfect for a curated bookshelf, a designer vanity, or as a bold centerpiece for a modern coffee table. It’s a designer \"sugar rush\" that anchors a room with botanical grace and an unapologetic, rebellious spirit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA Mid-Century Relic, Recontextualized\u003cbr\u003eSango Japan Heritage\u003cbr\u003eCrafted by Sango, a prestigious name in Japanese porcelain known for its durable and elegantly designed dinnerware, this \"Canterbury\" piece likely dates to the late 1960s or 1970s. Sango’s work from this era is celebrated for its refined color palettes and gold-trimmed finishes, representing a high-status export artifact from the mid-century period.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne-of-a-Kind Uniqueness\u003cbr\u003eAs part of a hand-sourced vintage collection, no two plates are exactly alike. The unique wear of the 22-KT gold rim and the specific placement of the vintage morning glories ensure that your dish is a singular work of art. Once this specific antique is gone, it cannot be replicated.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVersatility in the Home\u003cbr\u003eThe 6-Inch Powerhouse\u003cbr\u003eMeasuring 6\" round, this is the ideal \"small but mighty\" accent. 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This isn't just a dish; it’s a high-definition intersection of classic English heritage and the vibrant, unfiltered energy of modern nightlife.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Design\u003cbr\u003eThis authentic vintage Richmond Bone China piece features a delicate, scalloped \"petal\" silhouette and hand-painted floral sprays in soft pinks and forget-me-not blues. To subvert its \"Proper English Tea\" pedigree, it has been reimagined with hyper-realistic UV printing. The design features a scattered \"Party Mix\" of colorful, press-molded shapes—stars, shields, and geometric tablets—floating effortlessly amongst the vintage blossoms. The result is a seamless visual that looks like a high-end heirloom until the vivid, modern details take center stage.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Vibe\u003cbr\u003eThe \"Techno-Pastoral\" Aesthetic.\u003cbr\u003eThis vessel is for the collector of bold contrasts. It thrives in a space that balances classic luxury with a sharp, contemporary wit. Perfect for the maximalist host who wants to anchor a coffee table with a conversation-starter, or the modern designer looking for a \"high-gloss\" disruption to a traditional bookshelf. It’s a piece that honors the past while being undeniably tuned into the present.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA Relic of English Elegance, Recontextualized\u003cbr\u003eRichmond Bone China Heritage\u003cbr\u003eCrafted in England, Richmond is a celebrated name in fine bone china, known for its translucent quality and timeless floral patterns. Based on the backstamp and the delicate \"Richmond\" crown logo, this piece is an authentic vintage artifact. It carries the weight and refinement of traditional British craftsmanship, now preserved and drafted into a much louder second life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne-of-a-Kind Uniqueness\u003cbr\u003eBecause each vintage piece is hand-sourced, no two are identical. The unique scalloped edges and the specific placement of the hand-painted flowers ensure that your vessel is a singular work of art. Once this exact antique is gone, its specific combination of 20th-century charm and 21st-century subversion cannot be replicated.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVersatility in the Home\u003cbr\u003eThe Scalloped Statement\u003cbr\u003eMeasuring 5.5\" wide by 4.5\" long, with a substantial 1\" lip, this is more than a plate—it’s a deep-walled vessel designed to keep your most precious \"trinkets\" securely in place.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Ultimate High-Low Catch-All\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Nightstand: A dramatic landing pad for your jewelry, watches, or actual evening essentials.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Bar Cart: A sophisticated, small-scale bowl to hold accessories or a luxury lighter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Vanity: A bold first impression that tells guests your style is refined, but your sense of humor is unfiltered.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Details\u003cbr\u003eBrand: Trophy Husband by Jackson Chase\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCollection: Forbidden Kitsch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDimensions: 5.5\" W x 4.5\" L | 1\" Depth (Deep Lip)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrigin: Authentic vintage Richmond Bone China (England).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnique: Professional UV printed design with high-durability, color-matched ink.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFinish: Translucent bone china with a scalloped \"petal\" rim.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare \u0026amp; Display\u003cbr\u003eFor Display Only: This is a decorative art object. 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This massive serving platter is the ultimate centerpiece for those who know that when it comes to the best things in life—especially a nice, big, hot piece of juicy meat—more is always better.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Design\u003cbr\u003eThis authentic vintage platter features a delicate scalloped edge, embossed basketweave detailing, and lush white dogwood floral sprays. To completely upend its \"Sunday Roast\" origins, it has been reimagined with hyper-realistic UV printing. The design features a glistening, perfectly grilled bratwurst nestled in a toasted bun, overlaid with the bold, chrome-styled \"SIZE QUEEN\" slogan. It’s a seamless visual collision that looks like a high-end heirloom until you realize exactly what’s being served.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Vibe\u003cbr\u003eThe \"Hungry For More\" Aesthetic.\u003cbr\u003eThis piece is for the unapologetic host with a wicked sense of humor. It thrives in a space that balances high-end polish with a raw, cheeky edge. Whether you're using it to anchor a maximalist dining table or leaning it against a backsplash as a structural art piece, it’s a mandatory addition for anyone who believes that subtle is boring and \"oversized\" is just the right size.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA Mid-Century Relic, Recontextualized\u003cbr\u003eHeritage Craftsmanship\u003cbr\u003eBased on the gold backstamp, this platter is an authentic piece of vintage fine china. The intricate embossed rim and hand-applied gold leaf accents signal a mid-century obsession with formal entertaining and decorative flair. It carries the weight and refinement of traditional aesthetics, now drafted into a much louder, more rebellious second life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne-of-a-Kind Uniqueness\u003cbr\u003eBecause these pieces are hand-sourced from vintage collections, no two are exactly the same. The way the light hits the chrome-styled lettering against the aged porcelain ensures that your platter is a singular work of art. It’s an authentic piece of history that’s been given a significant, \"juicy\" upgrade.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVersatility in the Home\u003cbr\u003eThe Heavyweight Champion\u003cbr\u003eMeasuring a commanding 10\" x 14\" with a substantial 1\" lip, this is the largest vessel in the collection. 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This isn't just a baking dish; it’s a masterclass in domestic subversion, taking a classic kitchen staple and giving it a definitive, powerful second life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Design\u003cbr\u003eThis authentic vintage Christineholm porcelain dish features a crisp, fluted \"tart\" rim and vibrant, oversized pink rose illustrations. To completely upend its \"Country Kitchen\" aesthetic, it has been reimagined with hyper-realistic UV printing. The bold, serif-style \"DOM TOP\" slogan is perfectly centered, color-matched to the deep magenta of the roses for a visual that looks like an original manufacturer's detail until you read the text. The result is a seamless visual collision that is as sophisticated as it is assertive.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Vibe\u003cbr\u003eThe \"Kitchen Authority\" Aesthetic.\u003cbr\u003eThis piece is built for the bold host who knows exactly how to run a household. It thrives in a space that celebrates the \"high-low\" mix—perfect for a maximalist kitchen island, a designer bar cart, or as a structural \"catch-all\" for a large coffee table. It’s a designer statement that anchors a room with botanical charm and an unapologetic, commanding spirit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA Heritage Kitchen Classic, Recontextualized\u003cbr\u003eChristineholm Porcelain Provenance\u003cbr\u003eBased on the crown hallmark on the reverse, this is an authentic piece of Christineholm porcelain. Known for their \"Romantic Rose\" series, Christineholm pieces were the gold standard for high-end European-style kitchenware in the late 20th century. Its clean white base and durable fluted construction represent a specific era of luxury domesticity, now preserved and drafted into a much louder second life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eArchitectural \u0026amp; Functional Value\u003cbr\u003eThe value of this piece lies in its substantial presence. Measuring 9\" across with a deep 1.5\" fluted wall, it carries a heavy, high-quality ceramic weight. Unlike standard flatware, the architectural \"quiche\" silhouette makes it an ideal landing pad for large collections of trinkets or a bold structural art piece when leaned upright.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne-of-a-Kind Uniqueness\u003cbr\u003eBecause each piece in the Trophy Husband collection is hand-sourced, no two are identical. The vibrant saturation of the original rose transfer combined with the precision of the modern branding ensures that your dish is a singular work of art. Once this specific vintage artifact is gone, its exact combination of floral sweetness and \"Dom Top\" authority cannot be replicated.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVersatility in the Home\u003cbr\u003eThe Heavy-Duty Accent\u003cbr\u003eAt 9\" wide, this is a substantial vessel designed to hold court in any room. Its depth makes it one of our most functional and visually imposing pieces.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Ultimate Designer Catch-All\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Kitchen Island: A dramatic \"stop-and-stare\" piece to hold your daily essentials with total authority.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Coffee Table: An oversized tray for art books, candles, or your most prized designer trinkets.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Entryway: A bold first impression that tells guests exactly who runs the house the moment they walk in.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Details\u003cbr\u003eBrand: Trophy Husband by Jackson Chase\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDimensions: 9\" Diameter | 1.5\" Depth\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrigin: Authentic vintage Christineholm porcelain.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnique: Professional UV printed design with high-durability, color-matched ink.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFinish: Fluted porcelain with vibrant rose botanical transfers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare \u0026amp; Display\u003cbr\u003eFor Display Only: This is a decorative art object. 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This isn't just a tray; it’s a high-voltage statement piece designed for those who live life in the fast lane and prefer their antiques with a sharp, modern pulse.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Design\u003cbr\u003eThis authentic antique German porcelain tray features an elaborate rococo-style scalloped edge with embossed detailing and delicate hand-painted floral swags in pastel blues and oranges. To subvert its \"Sunday Brunch\" pedigree, it has been reimagined with high-impact UV printing. The \"RUSH\" slogan—flanked by mirrored lightning bolts—is rendered in a chrome-and-pink aesthetic that pulls from the original floral pigments while introducing a hard, industrial edge.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Vibe\u003cbr\u003eThe \"Electric Aristocrat\" Aesthetic.\u003cbr\u003eThis piece is built for the modern hedonist and the high-energy maximalist. It thrives in a home that favors bold transitions—perfect for a luxury bar cart, a designer entryway, or as the centerpiece of a maximalist coffee table. It’s the ultimate \"party favor\" for a collector who wants their decor to be as fast-paced and unapologetic as they are.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA Premier Heirloom, Recontextualized\u003cbr\u003eElite Edwardian Provenance\u003cbr\u003eAs one of the higher-end offerings in the collection, this tray is a true survivor of the early 20th century. Based on the green hallmark on the reverse, this is an authentic piece of German porcelain, crafted circa 1900–1920. Its age alone places it in a different tier of collectibility, representing over 100 years of European history.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSuperior Architectural Detail\u003cbr\u003eThe value of this piece lies in its structural complexity. Unlike standard flatware, this tray features a deeply embossed, scalloped rim and pierced \"heart\" handles—labor-intensive techniques that were reserved for premium household commissions of the era. The heavy gilding and pristine hand-painted swags mark this as a luxury artifact even before its modern intervention.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne-of-a-Kind Uniqueness\u003cbr\u003eBecause this is a hand-sourced antique of this scale and detail, it is a singular work of art. Once this specific tray is sold, its exact combination of Edwardian elegance and high-octane \"Rush\" energy cannot be replicated.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVersatility in the Home\u003cbr\u003eThe Grand Statement\u003cbr\u003eMeasuring an impressive 10\" x 11\" with a substantial 1\" lip, this is one of our largest and most functional vessels. It’s a powerhouse for organizing your life with an irreverent twist.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Ultimate Designer Catch-All\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Entryway: A high-status landing pad for your keys, wallet, and sunglasses that tells guests exactly what your vibe is.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Bar Cart: A sophisticated base for holding premium glassware or cocktail accessories.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Vanity: A dramatic display for your most-used fragrances and jewelry.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Details\u003cbr\u003eBrand: Trophy Husband by Jackson Chase\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDimensions: 10\" x 11\" | 1\" Depth (Lip)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrigin: Authentic antique German porcelain (circa 1900s–1920s).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnique: Professional UV printed design with custom chrome-effect ink.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFinish: Hand-painted florals, embossed porcelain, and pierced handles.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare \u0026amp; Display\u003cbr\u003eFor Display Only: Decorative art object. 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This isn't just a plate; it’s a masterclass in subversion, taking one of the most prestigious names in ceramic history and giving it a mouth-watering second life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Design\u003cbr\u003eThis authentic antique Elite Limoges plate features a heavy, irregular scalloped \"cloud\" rim encrusted in thick, hand-applied gold leaf. The porcelain is adorned with a delicate trellis of pink climbing roses and sweeping 22kt gold scrolls. To completely upend its aristocratic origins, it has been reimagined with hyper-realistic UV printing. The bold, calligraphic slogan \"SPIT IN MY MOUTH\" is integrated into the floral vines in a rich, metallic bronze that mirrors the original antique gilding. The result is a seamless visual that looks like a museum relic until the command hits you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Vibe\u003cbr\u003eThe \"Degenerate Regency\" Aesthetic.\u003cbr\u003eThis piece is the crown jewel for the subversive collector. It thrives in a space that balances extreme luxury with raw, unfiltered honesty. Perfect for a maximalist gallery wall, a designer vanity, or as the ultimate \"conversation stopper\" on a cocktail table. It’s a designer demand that anchors a room with botanical beauty and a very intentional, thirsty bite.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA Premier Historical Artifact, Recontextualized\u003cbr\u003eElite Limoges France Provenance\u003cbr\u003eThis is one of the highest-end pieces in the Trophy Husband collection due to its exceptional pedigree and age. Based on the red and green backstamps, this is an authentic Elite Works Limoges France piece, dating specifically to the late 1890s or early 1900s. Limoges is world-renowned as the gold standard of porcelain; finding a piece with this much intact heavy gilding after 120 years is a rarity.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSuperior Architectural Value\u003cbr\u003eThe primary value of this artifact lies in its structural drama. The heavily textured \"cloud\" rim and the \"Elite\" mark indicate this was a top-tier commission intended for the wealthiest homes of the Gilded Age. Unlike mass-produced modern porcelain, this piece carries the physical weight and translucent glow of true French bone china, now preserved and drafted into a much louder second life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne-of-a-Kind Uniqueness\u003cbr\u003eBecause this is a hand-sourced antique over a century old, it is a singular work of art. The unique \"irregular\" silhouette and the specific placement of the hand-painted roses ensure that this plate is a one-off. Once this exact artifact is gone, its specific combination of French refinement and raw subversion cannot be replicated.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVersatility in the Home\u003cbr\u003eThe 8-Inch Statement\u003cbr\u003eMeasuring 8\" across with a substantial 1\" lip, this is the perfect size for a high-impact wall display or a centerpiece \"catch-all\" vessel.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Ultimate Provocative Accent\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Gallery Wall: A literal \"stop-and-stare\" piece that disrupts a collection of traditional art.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Nightstand: A sophisticated, heavy-walled tray for your rings, watches, or more \"intimate\" essentials.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Entryway: A bold first impression that tells guests your style is refined, but your humor is unfiltered.","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"YES","offer_id":53967247442288,"sku":null,"price":145.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NO","offer_id":53967247606128,"sku":null,"price":140.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/il_fullxfull.7998970354_5w3k.jpg?v=1782942459"},{"product_id":"high-fashion-large-art-plate-12x16-wall-art-catchall-unique-home-accesory","title":"High Fashion Large Art Plate 12\"x16\" Wall Art Catchall Unique Home Accesory","description":"This is the crown jewel for the curated maximalist—the \"High-High\" piece for a house that smells like expensive leather and bad intentions. It’s for the fashion-obsessed sex fiend who treats their living room like a VIP lounge and their entryway like a runway.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCouture Brutalism.\u003cbr\u003eThis platter doesn't just sit there; it commands. It belongs in a home where the lighting is always dimmed, the guest list is strictly curated, and the decor is as sharp as the wit. This is the ultimate centerpiece for a \"party gay\" penthouse—the perfect architectural landing pad for Cartier rings, vintage popper covers, or a stray silk tie after a long night.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s an unapologetic middle finger to \"boring\" luxury. We took the most refined, polite porcelain and gave it a high-definition, chrome-dipped makeover that feels like a stolen prop from a you know who's campaign.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Designer Catch-All: Throw it on a marble coffee table as a structural base for your art books and \"party favors.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Vanity Power-Move: A dramatic stage for your fragrance collection—because your $400 perfume deserves to sit on something even more provocative.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Gallery Wall: Mount it as a focal point to disrupt a collection of traditional art. It’s the ultimate \"conversation stopper.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause even the most degenerate art should have a high-born foundation:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAuthentic Heritage: This is a genuine vintage Noritake Japan master platter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eElite Scale: A massive 16\" x 12\" architectural slab of fine Japanese porcelain.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJapanese Craftsmanship: Sourced from Nagoya, Japan, featuring the pristine white body and silver-tone rim Noritake is legendary for.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDimensions: 16\" Length x 12\" Width x 1.5\" Depth.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnique: Professional UV printed chrome branding over vintage botanical transfers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare: FOR DISPLAY ONLY. Not food safe. Hand wipe with a dry cloth to protect the 60+ year history and the custom design.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLEGAL DISCLAIMER \u0026amp; COMPLIANCE\u003cbr\u003eIn accordance with Etsy’s policies regarding upcycled and altered goods: This is a one-of-a-kind art piece created by Trophy Husband. While the base of this artwork is an authentic vintage Noritake platter, the design is a subversive artistic intervention. This work is not an official product of their respected brands, nor is it affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by or any other trademark holders. 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This oversized oval platter is a masterclass in domestic subversion—taking the polite \"company's coming\" aesthetics of the past and drafting them into a much louder, unapologetic second life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Design\u003cbr\u003eThis authentic vintage Seyei China platter features a crisp white porcelain body adorned with vibrant pink rose sprays and cool gray foliage. To completely recontextualize its \"Sunday Dinner\" pedigree, it has been reimagined with high-impact UV printing. The bold, calligraphic slogan is integrated directly into the botanical arrangement in a deep magenta that mirrors the original floral pigments. The result is a seamless visual that looks like a high-end heirloom until the humor hits you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Vibe\u003cbr\u003eThe \"Botanical Brat\" Aesthetic.\u003cbr\u003eThis piece is designed for the unfiltered host who favors high-end pedigree with a sharp, designer bite. It thrives in environments that reject \"beige-on-beige\" decor—perfect for a luxury bar cart, a maximalist entryway, or as a structural statement piece in a designer kitchen. It is a quiet historical artifact until you get close enough to see the command.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA Heritage Artifact, Recontextualized\u003cbr\u003eSeyei Fine China Pedigree\u003cbr\u003eThis is a premier centerpiece in the collection, selected for its exceptional craftsmanship and heritage. Based on the hallmark on the reverse, this is an authentic piece of Fine Seyei China from Nagoya, Japan. Seyei is world-renowned for its translucent, high-fire porcelain and elegant mid-century designs, representing a golden era of Japanese export luxury.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSuperior Architectural Scale\u003cbr\u003eThe primary value of this artifact lies in its impressive scale and construction. Measuring a commanding 12\" x 8\" with a substantial 1.25\" lip, this is a \"Master Platter\"—the rarest and most significant piece of any vintage set. Its deep-walled oval silhouette makes it an ideal landing pad for large collections of trinkets or a bold structural art piece when leaned upright on a mantle or shelf.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne-of-a-Kind Uniqueness\u003cbr\u003eBecause each piece in the Trophy Husband collection is hand-sourced, no two are identical. The specific saturation of the rose transfers and the pristine condition of the vintage porcelain ensure that your platter is a singular work of art. Once this specific Japanese artifact is gone, its exact combination of mid-century grace and raw subversion cannot be replicated.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVersatility in the Home\u003cbr\u003eThe 12-Inch Powerhouse\u003cbr\u003eThis is one of our largest and most functional vessels, built to hold court in any room of the house.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Ultimate Provocative Statement\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Bar Cart: A sophisticated landing pad for premium glassware that tells guests exactly what the vibe is.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Entryway: A bold first impression for keys and sunglasses that disrupts the traditional \"welcome home.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Vanity: A dramatic display for fragrances and jewelry that adds a designer edge to your daily routine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Details\u003cbr\u003eBrand: Trophy Husband by Jackson Chase\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDimensions: 12\" x 8\" | 1.25\" Lip\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrigin: Authentic vintage Seyei China (Nagoya, Japan).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnique: Professional UV printed design with high-durability, color-matched ink.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFinish: High-fire fine porcelain with vibrant rose botanical transfers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare \u0026amp; Display\u003cbr\u003eFor Display Only: This is a decorative art object. It is not food safe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCleaning: To protect the vintage porcelain and the custom print, hand wash only with a soft cloth. Do not soak or place in the dishwasher.","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"YES","offer_id":53967247573360,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NO","offer_id":53967248327024,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/il_fullxfull.8046944499_k52k.jpg?v=1782942460"},{"product_id":"v-rsace-bossy-upcycled-vintage-fine-bone-china-plate-10-5-art-display-home-accessory","title":"V•rsace \u0026 Bossy Upcycled Vintage Fine Bone China Plate 10.5\" Art Display Home Accessory","description":"Stop playing it safe with your home decor. This isn't your grandmother’s dinnerware—well, it was, until we gave it an attitude adjustment. This authentic Royal Doulton \"Pastoral\" fine bone china plate has been hijacked and rebranded for the bold, the ambitious, and the slightly filtered.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing delicate English wildflowers and a classic scalloped gold rim, the centerpiece is a loud, iridescent \"Versace \u0026amp; Bossy\" typography crawl that shifts in the light. It’s the perfect collision of \"Old Money\" craftsmanship and \"New Money\" confidence.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing delicate English wildflowers and a classic scalloped gold rim, the centerpiece is a loud, iridescent \"Versace \u0026amp; Bossy\" typography crawl that shifts in the light. It’s the perfect collision of \"Old Money\" craftsmanship and \"New Money\" confidence.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a vintage item, which means it may show very slight signs of its previous life, adding to its unique charm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis plate is for DISPLAY ONLY. 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To clean, simply wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeasures 10.5\" Round\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFree Shipping in USA","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"YES","offer_id":53967248359792,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NO","offer_id":53967248425328,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/il_fullxfull.8071996337_s07g.jpg?v=1782942463"},{"product_id":"c-rtier-you-stay-large-upcycled-vintage-fine-china-10x15-art-plate-home-accesory","title":"C•rtier You Stay Large Upcycled Vintage Fine China 10\"x15\" Art Plate Home Accesory","description":"Listen, if you’re looking for a place to park your keys, your \"jewels,\" or your pride, this is the only stage that matters. We’ve taken a classic piece of Americana and given it the ultimate glow-up. It’s tucked, plucked, and filtered to perfection—ready to see if you can actually handle the main stage.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis piece is for the one who knows that \"average\" is a four-letter word. It belongs in a home where the lighting is dimmed just right, the drinks are stiff, and the guest list is strictly curated. Featuring a soft, \"Sunday Brunch\" botanical pattern, this 15-inch platter is the perfect canvas for a high-impact intervention.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe branding is intertwined with original floral sprays, creating a look that is pure opulence—but with a wink that says you’re only staying in the picture if you’ve got something worth showing off. Don’t get too comfortable unless you're bringing the goods.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHOW TO STYLE IT\u003cbr\u003eAt 15 inches, this is a dominant architectural slab. It’s built for the \"party gay\" penthouse or the designer vanity where only the best survives.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Coffee Table: The ultimate conversation starter—a literal test to see if your date has enough wit to keep up.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Entryway: A bold first impression that tells anyone walking through the door exactly what the standards are.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Vanity: A dramatic stage for your $400 fragrances and your actual red-box jewelry—because a queen’s accessories shouldn't sit on anything less than a masterpiece.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHE PEDIGREE\u003cbr\u003eBecause even a subversive masterpiece needs a high-born foundation:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAuthentic Heritage: This is a genuine vintage Pfaltzgraff platter, an iconic American name in stoneware and porcelain since the 1800s.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVintage Origin: Based on the backstamp, this piece was crafted in the USA. This hallmark likely dates to the late 20th century (approx. 1970s–1980s).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eElite Scale: A massive 15\" x 10\" architectural vessel with a sophisticated scalloped rim.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBrand: Trophy Husband by Jackson Chase\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDimensions: 15\" Length x 10\" Width\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnique: Professional high-definition UV printing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Excellent vintage condition—minor character marks from its 40+ year history only add to the story.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCARE \u0026amp; DISPLAY\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFOR DISPLAY ONLY: This is a decorative art object and is not food safe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCLEANING: Hand wipe with a dry cloth only to protect the custom design and vintage finish.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLEGAL DISCLAIMER \u0026amp; COMPLIANCE\u003cbr\u003eIn accordance with Etsy’s policies regarding upcycled and altered goods: This is a one-of-a-kind art piece created by Trophy Husband. 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It features a classic pink rose motif and an embossed, scalloped gold-trimmed rim, while the center has been reclaimed with vibrant, metallic pink typography that reads \"No Broke Boys.\" It is a humorous, high-energy spin on traditional cottagecore aesthetics, seamlessly blending sweet vintage charm with modern, cheeky confidence.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe plate measures 8 inches round with a 1-inch raised lip, making it an excellent size for display on a gallery wall, bookshelf, or vanity. While the original manufacturer's stamp on the reverse is covered, it features the signature \"Trophy Husband\" artist label, marking it as a unique piece of altered art. The custom pink script is carefully designed to match the tones of the original floral bouquets, making the statement look like an intentional, built-in part of the design.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease note that this item is intended for display purposes only. The custom metallic lettering and vintage gold accents are not food-safe, and the plate should never be used for dining or placed in a microwave or dishwasher. To keep it looking its best, simply wipe it clean with a soft, dry cloth.\u003cbr\u003eThis piece functions as a perfect conversation starter for a bedroom, office, or dressing room. It makes a witty gift for a friend who appreciates a good laugh, an eye-catching addition to a maximalist decor setup, or a stylish tray to hold your keys, jewelry, or daily accessories.","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"YES","offer_id":53967248458096,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NO","offer_id":53967248556400,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/il_fullxfull.8102211867_nspr.jpg?v=1782942465"},{"product_id":"vintage-bristol-fine-china-bowl-r-lex-chill-display-dish","title":"Vintage Bristol Fine China Bowl: \"R•lex \u0026 Chill\" Display Dish","description":"This vintage Bristol fine china bowl has been repurposed with a cheeky twist on luxury culture. It features a detailed black and gold filigree border around the rim, while the center is customized with bold, metallic gold typography that reads \"Rolex \u0026amp; Chill.\" It is a humorous blend of high-end watch aesthetic and relaxed weekend energy, giving a classic tableware piece a fresh, modern personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe bowl measures 7.5 inches wide with a 1.5-inch high lip, making it a versatile shape that sits beautifully on a shelf, desk, or dresser. Because it is an authentic vintage fine china piece made in Japan, it features the original \"Antique Gold\" manufacturer stamp alongside the \"Trophy Husband\" artist label on the reverse side. The gold script in the center perfectly matches the ornate gilded rim, creating a seamless look that appears original to the piece at first glance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease note that this item is intended for display purposes only. The custom gold lettering and vintage metallic detailing are not food-safe, and the bowl should never be placed in a microwave or dishwasher. To maintain its finish, simply wipe it clean with a soft, dry cloth when necessary.\u003cbr\u003eThis piece functions as a conversation starter for a living room coffee table, an office desk, or a bedroom vanity where it can hold small accessories like rings, keys, or watches. It makes a witty gift for watch collectors, streetwear enthusiasts, or anyone building a curated space with a sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn accordance with Etsy’s policies regarding upcycled and altered goods: This is a one-of-a-kind art piece created by Trophy Husband. While the base of this artwork is an authentic vintage platter, the design is a subversive artistic intervention. This work is not an official product of their respected brands, nor is it affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by or any other trademark holders. All trademarks remain the property of their respective owners.","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"YES","offer_id":53967248490864,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NO","offer_id":53967248654704,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/il_fullxfull.8054245032_ed8a.jpg?v=1782942466"},{"product_id":"cum-in-me-bro-vintage-noritake-bloomfield-6042-art-plate-one-of-a-kind-trophy-husband-decor","title":"Cum In Me Bro Vintage Noritake Bloomfield 6042 Art Plate One-of-a-Kind Trophy Husband Decor","description":"Bro. Be honest. You saw this plate and immediately thought of someone.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Cum In Me Bro\" takes an authentic vintage Noritake Bloomfield #6042 dinner plate and sends it straight to the locker room of bad ideas. Originally produced in Japan between 1959 and 1967, this discontinued pattern features soft pink roses, delicate blue blossoms, elegant platinum trim, and enough old-school sophistication to make your grandmother proud. Which is exactly why it works so well. The sweet mid-century floral design says \"afternoon tea,\" while the message says \"absolutely not.\" More than sixty years later, these vintage Noritake pieces remain collectible for their craftsmanship, detailed decoration, and timeless quality. The result is a one-of-a-kind art piece that's equal parts refined, ridiculous, and ready to become the funniest thing in your house.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether displayed on a gallery wall, styled on a bookshelf, perched on a bar cart, or used as a catchall for jewelry, keys, love notes, and other questionable life choices, this piece is designed to start conversations. The romantic floral pattern blends beautifully with cottagecore, grandmillennial, maximalist, eclectic, and queer interior styles while adding a healthy dose of mischief. Every Trophy Husband plate is handcrafted from authentic vintage china and intended for decorative use only. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHE TROPHY HUSBAND DIFFERENCE\u003cbr\u003eEvery Trophy Husband plate begins with authentic vintage china selected for its beauty, character, and history. Each design is professionally printed using premium UV-cured inks that deliver exceptional detail, vibrant color, and long-lasting durability. Unlike decals, stickers, or temporary transfers, UV printing creates a fade-resistant finish designed to maintain its appearance for years to come. Because every piece starts with genuine vintage china, no two Trophy Husband plates are ever exactly alike.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis plate is not meant for serving or eating food.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDIMENSIONS\u003cbr\u003e• 10\" Round\u003cbr\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003cbr\u003e• Decorative use only\u003cbr\u003e• Wipe clean with a damp cloth\u003cbr\u003e• Do not place in dishwasher\u003cbr\u003e• Do not soak in water\u003cbr\u003e• Handle with care\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFREE SHIPPING IN THE USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStay handsome. 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Featuring lush pink roses, ornate gilt crests, embossed detailing, and a beautifully scalloped edge, this one-of-a-kind Trophy Husband creation looks like it belongs in a stately manor house—until you actually read it. Produced more than a century ago, antique Prussian porcelain remains highly collectible for its craftsmanship, decorative artistry, and enduring beauty. The contrast between the plate's elegant floral design and its delightfully inappropriate message is exactly what makes this piece impossible to ignore. It's sophisticated enough for a collector and chaotic enough for your favorite group chat. The original floral artwork, decorative gilding, and antique character give this piece a history and presence that simply cannot be replicated by modern mass production.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for a gallery wall, bookshelf styling, bar cart décor, bedroom décor, or as a catchall for jewelry, keys, watches, love notes, and other treasured possessions. This piece makes an especially funny gift for your favorite troublemaker, your most competitive friend, or anyone who appreciates decor with a sense of humor. The romantic floral design blends beautifully with maximalist, cottagecore, eclectic, vintage, and queer interiors while adding just the right amount of scandal. Every Trophy Husband creation is made from authentic antique and vintage china and intended for decorative use only. This plate is not meant for serving or eating food.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHE TROPHY HUSBAND DIFFERENCE\u003cbr\u003eFine china. Filthy intentions.\u003cbr\u003eEvery Trophy Husband plate begins with authentic vintage or antique china selected for its beauty, character, and history. Each design is professionally printed using premium UV-cured inks that deliver exceptional detail, vibrant color, and long-lasting durability. Unlike decals, stickers, or temporary transfers, UV printing creates a fade-resistant finish designed to maintain its appearance for years to come. Because every piece starts with genuine vintage china, no two Trophy Husband plates are ever exactly alike.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVINTAGE CONDITION\u003cbr\u003eThis piece began its life as authentic vintage or antique china and may show gentle signs of age consistent with its history. Minor utensil marks, light surface wear, small manufacturing imperfections, age-related crazing, or subtle gold loss may be present. These characteristics are considered part of the plate's unique story and vintage charm. Any significant flaws beyond normal age-related wear will always be noted and photographed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDIMENSIONS\u003cbr\u003e• 8 Inch Round\u003cbr\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003cbr\u003e• Decorative use only\u003cbr\u003e• Wipe clean with a damp cloth\u003cbr\u003e• Do not place in dishwasher\u003cbr\u003e• Do not soak in water\u003cbr\u003e• Handle with care\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFREE SHIPPING IN THE USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGood taste. 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Whether he's paying the mortgage, buying the cocktails, giving life advice nobody asked for, or simply looks great in a fitted t-shirt, we all know one when we see one.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis one-of-a-kind Trophy Husband plate features the word \"Daddy\" printed across an authentic vintage Mitterteich Bavaria \"Mystic Rose\" china plate. Produced in Germany by one of Bavaria's renowned porcelain manufacturers, the plate showcases elegant silver-toned roses, embossed detailing, and a softly scalloped edge that gives it an unmistakably romantic vintage character. The understated floral design and monochromatic palette create a sophisticated backdrop for a design that's equal parts playful, confident, and just a little bit suggestive. Decades after it was produced, the original craftsmanship, delicate detailing, and collectible nature of vintage Bavarian porcelain continue to make pieces like this highly desirable among collectors and design lovers alike. The result is a one-of-a-kind decorative artwork that's handsome, charming, and knows exactly what it's doing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for styling on a gallery wall, displaying on a bookshelf, dressing up a bar cart, or using as a catchall for jewelry, keys, watches, or other daily essentials. This piece also makes a perfect gift for your daddy, your future daddy, your self-appointed daddy, or anyone aspiring to achieve daddy status. Whether you're shopping for Father's Day, a birthday, an anniversary, or simply rewarding exceptional dad-energy, this plate is guaranteed to get a laugh and a prominent spot in the home. Every Trophy Husband creation is made from authentic vintage china and intended for decorative use only. This plate is not meant for serving or eating food.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHE TROPHY HUSBAND DIFFERENCE\u003cbr\u003eFine china. 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The original Noritake Bloomfield platter features a delicate border of pink roses, tiny forget-me-nots, soft blue accents, and intricate gold scrollwork that wraps around the rim like jewelry. Produced by Noritake in Japan during the mid-20th century, pieces from the Bloomfield pattern are admired for their refined floral detailing and exceptional craftsmanship. The elongated oval shape adds an extra touch of sophistication, while the playful typography at the center ensures nobody mistakes this for your grandmother's serving platter. The result is a delicious collision of proper decorum and improper thoughts, making this piece an unforgettable addition to any collection.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle it above a bar cart, layer it into a maximalist gallery wall, display it on a plate stand atop a bookshelf, or let it become the centerpiece of a vanity or dressing area. The generous oval shape also makes it ideal for displaying perfumes, candles, jewelry, matchbooks, poppers, or other decorative objects. Equal parts elegant heirloom and conversation starter, this platter feels right at home in eclectic, vintage-inspired, romantic, and queer interiors. Designed exclusively for decorative display, this piece is not intended for serving or eating food.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHE TROPHY HUSBAND DIFFERENCE\u003cbr\u003ePretty antiques. Terrible influences.\u003cbr\u003eEvery Trophy Husband plate and platter begins with authentic vintage or antique china selected for its beauty, character, and history. Each design is professionally printed using premium UV-cured inks that deliver exceptional detail, vibrant color, and long-lasting durability. Unlike decals, stickers, or temporary transfers, UV printing creates a fade-resistant finish designed to maintain its appearance for years to come. 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The plate's romantic floral pattern feels charmingly proper at first glance, until the message at its center lets the joke in on itself. It's playful, a little cheeky, and entirely too pleased with itself. Crafted on authentic vintage china, this piece carries the beauty, craftsmanship, and character that only decades of history can provide, making it a truly one-of-a-kind addition to any collection.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEqually at home styled in a dressing room, bedroom, powder room, or curated shelf display, this piece adds a wink of personality wherever it lands. Lean it on a stack of books, hang it among treasured artwork, or use it as a decorative resting place for jewelry, perfume samples, handwritten notes, and other small indulgences. It also makes a delightfully unexpected gift for your daddy, your favorite flirt, or anyone with a taste for beautiful things and questionable decision-making. Designed for decorative display only, this plate is not intended for serving or eating food.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHE TROPHY HUSBAND DIFFERENCE\u003cbr\u003eFine china. Bad influences.\u003cbr\u003eEvery Trophy Husband plate begins with authentic vintage or antique china selected for its beauty, character, and history. Each design is professionally printed using premium UV-cured inks that deliver exceptional detail, vibrant color, and long-lasting durability. Unlike decals, stickers, or temporary transfers, UV printing creates a fade-resistant finish designed to maintain its appearance for years to come. Because every piece starts with genuine vintage china, no two Trophy Husband plates are ever exactly alike.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVINTAGE CONDITION\u003cbr\u003eThis piece began its life as authentic vintage or antique china and may show gentle signs of age consistent with its history. Minor utensil marks, light surface wear, small manufacturing imperfections, age-related crazing, or subtle gold loss may be present. These characteristics are considered part of the plate's unique story and vintage charm. Any significant flaws beyond normal age-related wear will always be noted and photographed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDIMENSIONS\u003cbr\u003e• 8 Inch Round\u003cbr\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003cbr\u003e• Decorative use only\u003cbr\u003e• Wipe clean with a damp cloth\u003cbr\u003e• Do not place in dishwasher\u003cbr\u003e• Do not soak in water\u003cbr\u003e• Handle with care\u003cbr\u003eFREE SHIPPING IN THE USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePretty things get away with more.\u003cbr\u003e— Trophy Husband","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"YES","offer_id":53967267627376,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NO","offer_id":53967267758448,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/il_fullxfull.8082860456_ru9x.jpg?v=1782943068"},{"product_id":"daddy-issues-vintage-china-plate-wall-home-decor-one-of-a-kind-art-plate-floral-china-plate-10","title":"Daddy Issues Vintage China Plate Wall Home Decor One Of A Kind Art Plate Floral China Plate 10\"","description":"Some people work through their daddy issues. 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Delicate blue and white flowers soften the message, while the vintage china brings classic charm to a piece that is anything but traditional.\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for gallery walls, bedroom decor, bar carts, vanity displays, bookshelves, or anywhere that could use a little pretty chaos and questionable decision making.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDetails\u003cbr\u003eOne of a kind original Trophy Husband piece\u003cbr\u003eVintage Roseville fine china\u003cbr\u003eMade in Japan\u003cbr\u003eApproximately 10 inches diameter\u003cbr\u003eDecorative display piece\u003cbr\u003eFeatures floral Daddy Issues artwork\u003cbr\u003eSigned and branded on reverse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCondition\u003cbr\u003eThis artwork is created on genuine vintage china. Because these plates have lived previous lives, signs of age, light wear, utensil marks, minor imperfections, crazing, or manufacturing variations may be present. These characteristics are part of the charm and history of vintage pieces and make each plate uniquely its own.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyling Ideas\u003cbr\u003ePlace it above a vanity beside perfume bottles and love letters you never sent. Let it sit among antique frames and candles. Pair it with other Trophy Husband pieces for a collected gallery wall that feels equal parts romantic, dramatic, and slightly concerning.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003cbr\u003e• Decorative use only\u003cbr\u003e• Wipe clean with a damp cloth\u003cbr\u003e• Do not place in dishwasher\u003cbr\u003e• Do not soak in water\u003cbr\u003e• Handle with care\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFREE SHIPPING IN THE USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStay pretty. 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