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This is the crown jewel for the curated maximalist—the "High-High" piece for a house that smells like expensive leather and bad intentions. It’s for the fashion-obsessed sex fiend who treats their living room like a VIP lounge and their entryway like a runway.
Couture Brutalism.
This platter doesn't just sit there; it commands. It belongs in a home where the lighting is always dimmed, the guest list is strictly curated, and the decor is as sharp as the wit. This is the ultimate centerpiece for a "party gay" penthouse—the perfect architectural landing pad for Cartier rings, vintage popper covers, or a stray silk tie after a long night.
It’s an unapologetic middle finger to "boring" luxury. We took the most refined, polite porcelain and gave it a high-definition, chrome-dipped makeover that feels like a stolen prop from a Balenciaga campaign.
The Designer Catch-All: Throw it on a marble coffee table as a structural base for your art books and "party favors."
The Vanity Power-Move: A dramatic stage for your fragrance collection—because your $400 perfume deserves to sit on something even more provocative.
The Gallery Wall: Mount it as a focal point to disrupt a collection of traditional art. It’s the ultimate "conversation stopper."
Because even the most degenerate art should have a high-born foundation:
Authentic Heritage: This is a genuine vintage Noritake Japan master platter.
Elite Scale: A massive 16" x 12" architectural slab of fine Japanese porcelain.
Japanese Craftsmanship: Sourced from Nagoya, Japan, featuring the pristine white body and silver-tone rim Noritake is legendary for.
PRODUCT DETAILS
Dimensions: 16" Length x 12" Width x 1.5" Depth.
Technique: Professional UV printed chrome branding over vintage botanical transfers.
Care: FOR DISPLAY ONLY. Not food safe. Hand wipe with a dry cloth to protect the 60+ year history and the custom design.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER & COMPLIANCE
This is a one-of-a-kind art piece by Trophy Husband. While the base of this artwork is an authentic vintage Noritake platter, the design is a subversive artistic intervention. This work is not an official product of Balenciaga or Noritake, nor is it affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by Balenciaga or any other trademark holders. All trademarks remain the property of their respective owners.
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