{"product_id":"the-matterhorny-bag-charm-stainless-steel-carabiner-and-matching-color-clip-free-shipping-copy","title":"The Matterhorny Bag Charm Stainless Steel Carabiner and Matching Color Clip","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003eWelcome to Trophy Husband Land — the horniest theme park on Earth. Please keep your hands inside the ride at all times. Or don't. We're not your father.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003eThe mountain is waiting. So is everything at the bottom of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-medium\"\u003eThe Matterhorny\u003c\/span\u003e sends you screaming down an alpine peak in a pink bobsled with two of the most jacked big cats you've ever seen — arms out, muscles everywhere, completely unbothered by the vertical drop because they've been training for this. The track is steep. The speed is illegal. The sign says \u003cem\u003eRide It Hard.\u003c\/em\u003e You will not argue with the sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003eAnd when the ride ends? The sauna is already hot. The towels are very small. The après situation is entirely up to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003eBack side: the Trophy Husband Land alpine lodge crest — snowcapped peak, edelweiss, pine trees, the serene face of a mountain that has absolutely seen some things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003eBoth sides printed in raised 3-D texture from our in-house UV printer. Made in our shop, one at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-3 text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"font-medium\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"my-4 list-disc space-y-0.5 pl-[22px] text-base leading-[27px] text-neutral-900 first:mt-0 last:mb-0 [\u0026amp;_ul]:my-1 [\u0026amp;_ul]:text-neutral-600\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-base leading-[27px]\"\u003eDouble-sided UV-printed 3-D texture print — made in our shop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-base leading-[27px]\"\u003eLight blue gloss car badge-style keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-base leading-[27px]\"\u003eMatching light blue carabiner clip\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-base leading-[27px]\"\u003eHeavy duty stainless steel key ring and carabiner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-base leading-[27px]\"\u003ePart of the Trophy Husband Land collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-base leading-[27px]\"\u003eThe sauna is complimentary. What happens in it is not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike cheap, mass-produced accessories, every Trophy Husband keychain is made individually in our Arizona studio using raised UV printing, creating a crisp, dimensional finish you can actually feel. We pair modern UV technology with vintage-style keychains to create accessories that feel nostalgic, playful, and just the right amount of cocky.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSure, they'll look great on your keys—but why stop there? Clip one onto your gym bag, backpack, luggage, camera bag, tote, or weekend duffel. They're the kind of accessory that gets noticed and starts conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGym bags, backpacks, luggage, totes, and everyday carry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails\u003cbr\u003eSet of 5 different designs\u003cbr\u003e3.5\" Long 2.5\" wide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIndividually handmade by Trophy Husband\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVintage-style keychains\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRaised UV ink for a premium dimensional finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDurable, lightweight plastic with metal key ring\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDouble-sided design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade to order in our Arizona studio\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFree Shipping USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo factories. No warehouses. No thousands rolling off an assembly line. Every set is printed and assembled one at a time by us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the best accessories don't whisper—they flirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom your Trophy Husband. 💋\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trophy Husband","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54242797584752,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2304\/4208\/files\/matterhornyback.jpg?v=1787986671","url":"https:\/\/www.trophyhusband.art\/products\/the-matterhorny-bag-charm-stainless-steel-carabiner-and-matching-color-clip-free-shipping-copy","provider":"Trophy Husband","version":"1.0","type":"link"}